Years ago, Evi and I were watching a Sebastian Maniscalco comedy special when he did a bit about protesting. If you’ve never seen him, he writes a lot of material about every day human behavior he thinks is weird. This time he’d made fun of anyone who would attend a...
February 2022
Still groggy, I made a cup of coffee and walked over to Evi, already awake, working on some aspect of her metaverse project. Russian language news played on her phone. She was distraught. “I’m just, so messed up right now. I’m so ashamed.” “Ashamed?” “Ashamed of Russia. Putin has gone...
There’s no way I’ll be funny today, and not just because my wife is already awake giving me The Look* as I’m tapping on a keyboard while she’s cleaning the house.** *You know the one.**Okay, I guess that was a little funny. As I was fixing myself a cup of...
If yesterday’s post seemed a little rushed at the end, it’s because yesterday’s writer was a little rushed at the end. I woke up late, and Tuesday and Thursday mornings are quite busy in our family, as Sasha has Pre-K to help her get a head-start on her education and...
Okay, I think I’ve figured it out. At some point in the next six to twelve months, I’m going to publish a book. I know I’ve said this shit before. This time, it’s different. My age has forced me to consider lying on a death bed not having accomplished anything...
During a recent workday in our home office, Evi and I got into a discussion about how many continents there are. She pretty much automatically said “seven” but I had to count. “So Asia is one, then Europe, Africa, North America, South America, Central America–“ “Central America?!?” Evi interrupted. “That’s...
I think today’s entry will probably be a short one. Norah woke up early enough to wake me up, so I’m not going to get the alone time I need to write. It’s only a matter of time before the other little shit wakes as well. I’ve promised myself I...
So my wife is building a deck. Yes, you read that right. Evgeniya, the love of my life, my delicate flower, the former fashion model, has started building a deck in our back yard. Okay, first off, here’s a piece of advice: never call my wife a ‘delicate flower’. She...
Yesterday I posted about being in a rut. I definitely am, but it’s my own damn fault and I need to end it. It’s actually easy. Why? Because happiness is a choice. It’s totally a choice. I sometimes wonder how I ended up in a sales career, because not only...
I’m in a rut. As my wife and I arrived home from a Super Bowl party, Evi mentioned that we have to take out the garbage. Our trash is picked up on Monday mornings, so we have to have it out Sunday night. She took care of it, as I...
Evi and I went to our friends’ house for a Super Bowl party last night. John and Jenn hosted a typical ‘Big Game’ event: great food, great friends, lots of laughs, too damn noisy to enjoy the game. That last part is probably just me. I love football, so while...
I had a dream last night about Kirstin Thingelstad. Kirstin was a friend of mine from high school who had a delicious sense of humor. One of the highlights of my day would be to make her laugh so hard she’d snort. She, two other students and I sat in...
Today’s entry may be a quick one. I’m up a little late and Evi and Norah are already awake. It’s only a matter of time before I’m yelled at to help with something. I put my car in the shop yesterday. It’s a 2009 Honda Pilot that I more or...
We have a few different flavors of coffee, including my preferred whole bean, but this morning I chose something pre-ground, as using our coffee grinder invites the very real risk I might wake our daughters up. My wife Evi and I love Sasha and Norah very much, but I’ve come...
One of the benefits of working from home is that on the few times I actually do go into my office, it’s kind of exciting. I mean, maybe not the excitement of “we’re going to Disney World!” More like “I have a reason to shower!” But I do like seeing...
After staying home nearly all day Saturday, we decided to get the hell out of the house on Sunday. We came to this conclusion about 10:30 AM. We left the house about 3:30 PM. We don’t move fast on Sundays. I kid. Evi actually worked in the backyard for several...
We spent almost the entire Saturday at home. One reason is a realization that we spend too much money any time we pile in the minivan. We usually get at least one meal, pay admission to something, and buy some other kind of crap. We’d be more efficient if, instead,...
In case you’re wondering, yes, I’m doing it again. The whole irrational desire to write. No, wait, that’s not it. I physically write all the time. My Facebook posts are stupid long. I can pretty much write whenever I want. And the problem isn’t the Facebook format either. In the...
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