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My dad bought some Girl Scout Cookies a week or so ago, which he’s mostly kept hidden in his bedroom. I don’t blame him; any cookies left out in the General Population area of our house would disappear faster than a dead oak in a woodchipper. I don’t have much...

  • February 3, 2019

A few days ago, fellow comedian Deric Cahill and I were at work in our Verizon store when he proudly called out to me that he’d bought a box of Twinkies. He didn’t offer me one; he just wanted me to know he had them. He seemed a little more...

  • September 9, 2013