June 2017

An old high school friend texted me yesterday asking me if my wife Evi and I wanted a beautiful, like-new baby crib, absolutely free. Hey, sounds like a great deal! I should just go ahead and accept the offer, right? No offense, but if you’re a married man and answered “yes”,...

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  • June 25, 2017

    WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) In a stunning development that is sure to reverberate throughout the Beltway, President Donald Trump just terminated the employment of the new Director of the FBI before he or she has even been selected. This potentially sets a dangerous precedent for the powers of the...

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  • June 21, 2017

About a year ago, my wife began dropping hints about starting a family. While we agreed before marriage that we both wanted children, we never discussed exactly when. Turned out, my thinking was more “anytime before the apocalypse would be fine” while she was more “let’s conceive yesterday”. I had...

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  • June 17, 2017

“Is it a Turbo?” “I don’t think so,” I said. “You should race him.” “You can’t tell if it’s a Turbo or not?” I looked again through the passenger side window at the red Porsche 944 next to us, stopped at a traffic light. I knew that any boosted Porsche...

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  • June 8, 2017

Evgeniya has been playing classical music (the orchestral kind, not Lynyrd Skynyrd) for our unborn daughter every night for a couple of weeks. It’s supposed to help with her brain development. She’s simply finding it on YouTube and playing it through her noise canceling headphones, which she spreads over her...

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