Sasha

About 3:08 PM today, Sasha opened the door to my home office and walked in. This is usually where I say something like, “Not right now, Sasha. Daddy’s working.” But, I don’t know, she looked different. Kind of sad. I gestured at her to climb up into my arms and...

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  • June 1, 2022

(It’s Sasha and Norah’s bedtime, and I’m laying at the foot of Sasha’s bed; the room is pitch black.) “Twinkle twinkle, little star–DADDY!! NO!! DON’T SING WITH ME!!” “I thought we’re supposed to sing together.” “No, I sing it, then you sing it!” “Okay.” “Twinkle twinkle little starHow I wonder...

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  • March 30, 2022
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About a week and half ago, I brought the girls to a park in southwest Cape Coral to play at the playground. It’s kind of a pain doing this without Evi, as Sasha and Norah never play together, yet both usually want or need my attention. Luckily, Sasha made a...

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  • March 9, 2022
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My dad bought some Girl Scout Cookies a week or so ago, which he’s mostly kept hidden in his bedroom. I don’t blame him; any cookies left out in the General Population area of our house would disappear faster than a dead oak in a woodchipper. I don’t have much...

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  • February 3, 2019

This is bullshit. Baby Sasha will not allow me to put her down or she’ll burst out in tears, yet it’s her before-bed feeding time and I can’t find her Goddamn bottle anywhere. So I’m carrying her in one arm while looking over here, over there, under this and over that...

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  • August 22, 2018
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There was a time when membership in Generation X meant you were young, wild, and carefree. Commercials for brands like Mountain Dew or Coors Light featured Gen Xers–replete with dreadlocks, piercings, and tattoos–snowboarding, bungee jumping, or skydiving while loud grunge music played. The obvious subliminal message was, If you drink...

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  • July 28, 2018

My vision was foggy, as it always is when I first wake. Squinting my eyes in an attempt to focus, two things finally came to view: A smiling Baby Sasha, peeking in between the comforter we use and the pillow I usually have over my head while I’m sleeping.  On...

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  • July 22, 2018
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Evi dropped her iPhone this week. Shattered the glass. At least she did the smart thing by immediately texting me the news while I was at work, so I could get all my facepalming and swearing done at the office. You know, for efficiency. My wife is one of the...

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  • July 14, 2018
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The first time I ever heard the saying was in third or fourth grade. My mother, father, sister and I lived in Carper Apartments in Virginia Beach, Virginia, but Dad wasn’t home. We lived in a townhouse that faced the far end of the road, so I excitedly stared out...

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  • July 1, 2018
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A few weeks ago, Evgeniya convinced me to take a morning off to join her and Sasha at some baby-related event at the Cape Coral Public Library. I can’t remember which event it was, as the library hosts several, such as Baby Rhyme Time, Baby Story Time, Baby Music Time,...

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  • June 24, 2018

Baby Sasha seemingly learns something new every day. I’d like to say she’s “early” or “ahead of schedule” but the truth is, I have no idea when the hell babies are supposed to do anything. Do they start walking at 10 months or five years? When are they supposed to...

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  • June 16, 2018