February 2018

Current Life / Humor

Why Do You Look So Rough This Morning?

3:15 AM: Experiencing weird dream in which I’m looking in vain for a protein bar. 3:17 AM: Woke up starving. 3:17:31 AM: In pitch black darkness, stumbled my way to the kitchen. 3:18 AM: Recreated my dream. Failed to notice life imitating subconscious. 3:19 AM: FOUND PROTEIN BAR 3:19:48 AM:...

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  • February 24, 2018
Humor

Home Project Avoidance Leads to an Actual Blog

As I write, there’s three cans of paint waiting for me to apply to the outside of our house. In fact, the whole reason this blog post exists is, as much as I like to procrastinate writing, I have a deeper, more profound love of putting off any home-related projects....

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  • February 10, 2018
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